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<title>Natasha Muse</title>
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<description>Stand-Up and Sit-Down Comedian.</description>
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    <title>How to be a girl, part 2!!</title>
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 &lt;a href=&quot;http://maryvannote.com/&quot;&gt;Mary&lt;/a&gt; and I made another video together.  I think this is one is even better than the last.   
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    <title>How to be a girl!!</title>
    <link>http://natashamuse.com/archives/44-How-to-be-a-girl!!.html</link>

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I made this video with my friend and fellow comedian &lt;a href=&quot;http://maryvannote.com/&quot; title=&quot;Mary Van Note&quot;&gt;Mary Van Note&lt;/a&gt; a few months ago.  As you can tell, we had a great time doing it, and she&#039;s incredibly funny. 
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    <title>Queer Eye for the Used to be a Guy</title>
    <link>http://natashamuse.com/archives/43-Queer-Eye-for-the-Used-to-be-a-Guy.html</link>

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I&#039;m not really in this, but I was behind the camera filming it, and I learned Final Cut Express so I could put it all together and edit it; so I feel like there is a little bit of &quot;me&quot; in there. Enjoy (or whatever)!&lt;br /&gt;
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 12/08/09 Just realized I misspelt the word &quot;Museum&quot;    ...sigh... 
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    <title>I AM as funny as I look. Almost.</title>
    <link>http://natashamuse.com/archives/42-I-AM-as-funny-as-I-look.-Almost..html</link>

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This still of me is really not flattering, but you should just ignore that and watch the video.  I shouldn&#039;t even have pointed it out, &#039;cause that just draws more attention to it, huh? 
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    <title>Me at Castagnola's!</title>
    <link>http://natashamuse.com/archives/41-Me-at-Castagnolas!.html</link>

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I sure do do a lot of gesticulating when I perform. (yes, I realize I wrote &quot;do do.&quot;) 
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    <title>Flyer for the Nov 8th A Funny Night for Comedy</title>
    <link>http://natashamuse.com/archives/40-Flyer-for-the-Nov-8th-A-Funny-Night-for-Comedy.html</link>

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&lt;a href=&quot;http://natashamuse.com/pages/funnynight.html&quot;&gt;More information here!!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
 
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    <title>When the weirdness of the web comes together in a wonderful way.</title>
    <link>http://natashamuse.com/archives/39-When-the-weirdness-of-the-web-comes-together-in-a-wonderful-way..html</link>

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    <title>Things Famous People Have Said to Me</title>
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&quot;You have a lot of potential.  Very clever.  Smart&quot; --Bruce Villanch&lt;br /&gt;
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&quot;Can I order a drink from you?&quot; --Megan Mullally&lt;br /&gt;
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&quot;You&#039;re my favorite.&quot; --Sharon and Kelly Osbourne&lt;br /&gt;
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&quot;Good Night.&quot; --Michael Stipe&lt;br /&gt;
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&quot;I wasn&#039;t in the X-files.&quot; --Alan Cumming&lt;br /&gt;
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&quot;Do you have any weed?&quot; --Woody Harrleson 
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    <title>Purple Onion this Friday!! </title>
    <link>http://natashamuse.com/archives/37-Purple-Onion-this-Friday!!.html</link>

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        &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.eventbrite.com/event/435195682/Promo5/2135489515&quot;&gt;Just click here for more information and tickets!!&lt;/a&gt; 
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    <title>September 13th Show</title>
    <link>http://natashamuse.com/archives/36-September-13th-Show.html</link>

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        The next A Funny Night for Comedy is less than two weeks away! More info can be found here at the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=153803494166&amp;ref=mf&quot;&gt;FaceBook link to the event!&lt;/a&gt; And pictures and bios of the comedians &lt;a href=&quot;http://docs.google.com/Doc?docid=0AdYbgZlx4TkeZGhwajY3dG1fNjNnZGhnOTdmZw&amp;hl=en&quot;&gt;can be found here!&lt;/a&gt; 
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    <title>Fingathing</title>
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        I don&#039;t know why, but I seem to always be attracted to songs that are both sad and pretty.  The following is no exception, and it has weird pictures to go along with it too!&lt;br /&gt;
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    <title>Four Shows in one Weekend!</title>
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        &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.PurpleOnionLIVE.com/upcoming-comedians/aug-7th-8th-brent-weinbach/&quot;&gt;Shows at the Purple Onion next weekend!&lt;/a&gt; 
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    <title>A Funny Night for Comedy 08/09/09</title>
    <link>http://natashamuse.com/archives/33-A-Funny-Night-for-Comedy-080909.html</link>

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        The next A Funny Night for Comedy is only three weeks away!   &lt;br /&gt;
It&#039;s Sunday, August 9th, at the Actors&#039; Theatre, 855 Bush St, (between Taylor and Mason) in San Francisco.&lt;br /&gt;
The doors open at 6:30, show is at 7:00.  Tickets are $10!  &lt;br /&gt;
You can make reservations by calling 415.345.1287 or e-mailing NatashaMuse@Gmail.com&lt;br /&gt;
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This Month we have Dana LoVecchio as our headliner, &lt;br /&gt;
and featuring Loren Kraut, Scotty Lee, Vasu Primlani, Lisa Geduldig, and AL VAL!  As almost always, the show will be hosted by me!&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;a href=&quot;http://docs.google.com/View?id=dhpj67tm_45f9t9px8m&quot;&gt;Pictures and Bios of who&#039;ll be performing!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;
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Jodi Berggren will be playing songs from her new album,  before the show starting when the doors open at 6:30 as people are finding seats and perhaps taking advantage of the beer, wine, soda and snacks that will be available for purchase at any time throughout the evening.  How&#039;s that for a sentence? I may have to go back and change it.  Nah, I think it&#039;s okay.&lt;br /&gt;
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    <title>Three words to live by.</title>
    <link>http://natashamuse.com/archives/32-Three-words-to-live-by..html</link>

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          This is funny.  Press the play button and enjoy it.  &lt;br /&gt;
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   I really wish I could say, without lying, that I had something to do with this video beyond finding it on the internet and then putting it on my website, but I could not.   
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    <title>New Weird Al Video</title>
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 This video is oddly inspiring.  And sad.  And funny. 
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